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When my husband came home from work I was wearing nothing but a new teddy, and he told me to get him a beer, then he watched some tv. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:22 PM - Sex - by Gina

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I IM'd my girlfriend on Facebook chat. Just playing around I said "what's up slut, I'm pissing that punanny". It wasn't my GF, her dad was using her account. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 10:08 AM - Love - by Dave

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My BF said in front of all his friends that we would trade me to one of them for 5 new wii games. I laughed with them cause I thought it was a funny joke. Then he made it clear he was serious. imfkd

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Oct 15, 2010 09:21 AM - Love - by Sarah

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My bf was complaining I didn't kiss him enough, so I replied well u don't kiss me, but the real reason is he got some real bad breath sometimes, and now he won't stop kissing me. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:01 PM - Love - by Rachel

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I walked into the kitchen in a new skirt all proud because I was dieting and lost 20 pounds, but my grandmom said "u have to diet better and lose that muffin top". imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:17 PM - Health - by Heather

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I was hanging with friends driving my car and saw this lady standing next to a broken down car. I thought I would help by offering her a ride. But it wasn't her car, she was a hooker. imfkd

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Oct 1, 2010 08:59 AM - Other - by RayJay

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I was out late and walk into a subway car at night, which was empty except for some sleeping hobo. 10 minutes later, the dude wakes up and starts pissing on one of the seats. I ignored it and thought he'd go back to sleep. I didn't thing he's start running towards me still pissing. imfkd

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Oct 1, 2010 09:05 AM - Other - by GeorgeTheMan

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I was at the doctors office. I was really happy when they weighed me that I lost 10 pounds since the last time I weighed myself. Then the doctor told me I gained 20 pounds since my visit there last year. imfkd

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Oct 15, 2010 09:21 AM - Health - by Wendy

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I cooked some sausage for lunch. Then after I ate I saw it expired 2 months ago. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 10:08 AM - Health - by Steve

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My boyfriend took me horseback riding for the first time. My horse got in front of his, and his horse didn't like that. So his horse turned around and went to bite my horse, but bit my leg instead. I now have a ginormous bruise that hurts like hell. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 10:08 AM - Other - by Jen

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