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I was hanging with friends driving my car and saw this lady standing next to a broken down car. I thought I would help by offering her a ride. But it wasn't her car, she was a hooker. imfkd

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Oct 1, 2010 08:59 AM - Other - by RayJay

I lent $500 to my brother to pay his bills. he just blew it all in Vegas. He prob won't pay me back. imfkd

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Feb 3, 2012 05:59 PM - Money - by Tina

I was at the doctors office. I was really happy when they weighed me that I lost 10 pounds since the last time I weighed myself. Then the doctor told me I gained 20 pounds since my visit there last year. imfkd

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Oct 15, 2010 09:21 AM - Health - by Wendy

I was at a friends picnic and I thought the hot girl sitting across the picnic table from me was playing footsie. Then the dog came out from under the table, and i realized who I was playing with. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:09 PM - Love - by Joe

I was out late and walk into a subway car at night, which was empty except for some sleeping hobo. 10 minutes later, the dude wakes up and starts pissing on one of the seats. I ignored it and thought he'd go back to sleep. I didn't thing he's start running towards me still pissing. imfkd

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Oct 1, 2010 09:05 AM - Other - by GeorgeTheMan

I was shaving my beard and my electric razor broke, and I didn't have any regular razors in my house. So I had to go to the store with a beard on only half my face. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:22 PM - Beauty - by Mike

I cooked some sausage for lunch. Then after I ate I saw it expired 2 months ago. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 10:08 AM - Health - by Steve

I was on my phone talking to my crush, finally saying how I felt. Then I got a text from his friend who was next to him. He said: "He doesn't like you, get over it" imfkd

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Feb 3, 2012 05:59 PM - Love - by Stacy

When my husband came home from work I was wearing nothing but a new teddy, and he told me to get him a beer, then he watched some tv. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:22 PM - Sex - by Gina

My boyfriend took me horseback riding for the first time. My horse got in front of his, and his horse didn't like that. So his horse turned around and went to bite my horse, but bit my leg instead. I now have a ginormous bruise that hurts like hell. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 10:08 AM - Other - by Jen

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