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I was on my phone talking to my crush, finally saying how I felt. Then I got a text from his friend who was next to him. He said: "He doesn't like you, get over it" imfkd

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Feb 3, 2012 05:59 PM - Love - by Stacy

My BF said in front of all his friends that we would trade me to one of them for 5 new wii games. I laughed with them cause I thought it was a funny joke. Then he made it clear he was serious. imfkd

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Oct 15, 2010 09:21 AM - Love - by Sarah

I was at a friends picnic and I thought the hot girl sitting across the picnic table from me was playing footsie. Then the dog came out from under the table, and i realized who I was playing with. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:09 PM - Love - by Joe

My bf was complaining I didn't kiss him enough, so I replied well u don't kiss me, but the real reason is he got some real bad breath sometimes, and now he won't stop kissing me. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:01 PM - Love - by Rachel

I IM'd my girlfriend on Facebook chat. Just playing around I said "what's up slut, I'm pissing that punanny". It wasn't my GF, her dad was using her account. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 10:08 AM - Love - by Dave

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