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My BF said in front of all his friends that we would trade me to one of them for 5 new wii games. I laughed with them cause I thought it was a funny joke. Then he made it clear he was serious. imfkd

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Oct 15, 2010 09:21 AM - Love - by Sarah

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I was at the doctors office. I was really happy when they weighed me that I lost 10 pounds since the last time I weighed myself. Then the doctor told me I gained 20 pounds since my visit there last year. imfkd

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Oct 15, 2010 09:21 AM - Health - by Wendy

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I was out late and walk into a subway car at night, which was empty except for some sleeping hobo. 10 minutes later, the dude wakes up and starts pissing on one of the seats. I ignored it and thought he'd go back to sleep. I didn't thing he's start running towards me still pissing. imfkd

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Oct 1, 2010 09:05 AM - Other - by GeorgeTheMan

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I was hanging with friends driving my car and saw this lady standing next to a broken down car. I thought I would help by offering her a ride. But it wasn't her car, she was a hooker. imfkd

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Oct 1, 2010 08:59 AM - Other - by RayJay

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I was shaving my beard and my electric razor broke, and I didn't have any regular razors in my house. So I had to go to the store with a beard on only half my face. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:22 PM - Beauty - by Mike

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When my husband came home from work I was wearing nothing but a new teddy, and he told me to get him a beer, then he watched some tv. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:22 PM - Sex - by Gina

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I walked into the kitchen in a new skirt all proud because I was dieting and lost 20 pounds, but my grandmom said "u have to diet better and lose that muffin top". imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:17 PM - Health - by Heather

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I was at a friends picnic and I thought the hot girl sitting across the picnic table from me was playing footsie. Then the dog came out from under the table, and i realized who I was playing with. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:09 PM - Love - by Joe

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I told my friend I want to get lypo to lose some weight, and my one friend replied why, you can't get it done on your face. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:04 PM - Friends - by Ginger

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My bf was complaining I didn't kiss him enough, so I replied well u don't kiss me, but the real reason is he got some real bad breath sometimes, and now he won't stop kissing me. imfkd

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Aug 14, 2010 02:01 PM - Love - by Rachel

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